"Dave Part II: Dave Dies"

Part Two of the "Dave" sequence, Dave dies (or does he?).

"Dave Part I: Which Dave?"

Historical film about misunderstandings of the term "Dave". When we say "Dave", which Dave are we talking about. The consequences are hilarious.

Social realism for our times.

Part I of a II part series.

'Still and Moving Images from Pooka Delaval' (Illustrated with Sound)

Just so you know, you can listen to pookas at this place here:

http://www.toadinmud.co.uk/podcasts/7th-nov-07-podcast-5/

St. Cuthbert's Burials - Hymns, Hums and Buzzes

Recorded 2007 by ALAN 9000, "Hymns, Hums and Buzzes" is from the Fragment known as "Insect Marriage (A Fragment)", written in the heady days of April 2004. Good times, by all accounts. I could still breathe back then. Sweet Heaven.

Moxtherian Tent Chase

Part Three in "The Beginner's Guide to Moxtherianism". The key to this is the tent.

Moxtherian Spade Dance

Part Two in "The Beginner's Guide to Moxtherianism". A spade-dancing routine dating back to the mid-Moxtherian period. Note the cigarette, hallmark of the True Moxtherian Spade Dance.

Anatomy of a Photo

Part One in "The Beginner's Guide to Moxtherianism". The glitch in the middle is intrinsic to the footage, but we'll live. And we will at that.

Thom-as

Dayse of Yore

Stranger things have happened.

Melvyn Q. Watchpocket

I'll have mentioned in the past, I should have imagined, my fondness for Melvyn Q. Watchpocket, a San Francisco band of the mid-to-late '60s, whose recorded output, as far as I can tell, is nil, and whose major claim to fame is a poster for a night on which they had shared billing with Country Joe and the Fish and with Big Brother and the Holding Company. This wasn't an unusual occurence by any means, for an unsigned band to be part of the festivities, etc. Anyway, yes, so I have one of these posters and they're fetching $400 dollars-ish. Presumably mine isn't an original or anything. Don't really care to find out. Not sure about that sort of thing. Looks good on my wall. That's fine. I've forgotten what I've written. But it was about Melvyn Q. Watchpocket. I know that much. And I wrote it long ago, and elsewhere. So be it.

The Trader and Wife

Los Scorpiones

Available now from all good vendors; just say... you know what to say. Good luck.

The busy streets of Mongkok...

It's not the best of videos but it offers a little glimpse into part of Mongkok, the mostly densely populated area in the world...although as you'll see the streets were relatively quiet today...I'll try to film a Busy street in the next few days!
Also, if anyone has any particular film requests let me know. Perhaps snakes? or women? Anything you like.

The Impressionists

I feel this transcends St. Cuthbert's Burials, in the sense that it's full of colours. Try as we might, the S.C.B. haven't yet discovered a means to turning sound to rainbow. Unless this is it, of course.

Pappa Mungo on Vegetarianism

And vegetables... strange Pappa.

Paulos Brutality

North Sea

I tried to interview the ocean about its views on vegetarianism. Instead it forced me to make a strange sound. Maybe that is its point?

Jack Smokes

This is my last footage of Jack until I see him in September. Fitting, I think.

Moussa on Vegetarianism (Part 2)

A question is proferred from the floor, by Jessica, on the Ethics of Eating Entities with Pain Receptors/Souls. Moussa answers with admirable prescience.

Moussa on Vegetarianism (Part 1)

Moussa lays it down like it is, as regards vegetarianism, after a mix-up with hot drinks. All moral bases are covered, and attention is then focussed on the future of vegetarianism.

There Was This Time at the Metro Radio Arena...

Once, up in Northumberland,

Paul Attempts to Speak

Jack Speaks

Here's Lookin' at Gateshead

There is a Gateshead in Australia. It's a suburb of Newcastle. Hah! Suburb indeed! Here's lookin' at Gateshead, Gateshead. Albeit the bit that's a de facto extension of Newcastle... where is the regeneration of the township herself? That's what I want to know, people. This is a fine start, however.

Mungo on Vegetarianism

Mungo shares his thoughts on the Vegetarianism to which he subscribes. He is right to be a Vegetarian. He is wholly correct in that respect, and in many others.

Jimmy's Advice

Fairly universal advice from the Rev. Jimmy. Barbecues and Beer on April Fool's Day. He's been there and he knows that.

The jACKfest Classic

Many will remember this, the seminal image of the time and place known as jACKfest. Let us close our eyes for a moment and think back... to before the war. That's an unsettling thought...

The Truth About Hens

In the just and relentless campaign for universal vegetarianism, nothing helps more than a bold, striking image, and a moving image tells a thousand stills. Or words. Have you ever really considered the plight of the common or garden battery hen?